After clearing my chakra, I've returned my breath and intention to Fake Yoga, my instagram account that is me doing, well, fake yoga.
The online yoga community, for as silly as this is, has been very supportive and seem to all get the joke. I guess one of the benefits of yoga beyond a peaceful body is a sense of humor? "Namaste. Namaste, I'll be here all night."
Keep an eye on Fake Yoga as I continue to practice real yoga in hopes of making my fake poses better.